Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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Still dying that you shit outside
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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