Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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