So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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