I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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