Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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