I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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