I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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