Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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