Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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