great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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