So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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