Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Do vagina's smell?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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