I have demons in me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
do herpes really smell.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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