I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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