She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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