Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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