You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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