Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
there is puke in my bra ... again
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