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You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.

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(203): You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi. http://tfl.nu/yrsa

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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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(732): i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono http://tfl.nu/0ij8

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.

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(+44): how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it. http://tfl.nu/3ndz

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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.

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(910): He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn. http://tfl.nu/hrhg

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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(315): She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this... http://tfl.nu/h8y9

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(408): View more from California

You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now

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(408): You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now http://tfl.nu/y80h

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(301): View more from Maryland

He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles

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(301): He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles http://tfl.nu/qmb2

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(816): View more from Missouri

Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time

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(816): Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time http://tfl.nu/d70u

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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.

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(+61): You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette. http://tfl.nu/8wqd

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(925): View more from California

Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?

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(925): Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat? http://tfl.nu/9elv

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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!

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(352): I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!! http://tfl.nu/xhpg

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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.

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(801): Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later. http://tfl.nu/hc8l

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?

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No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.

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(403): Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up? (1-403): No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying. http://tfl.nu/1r8l

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(410): View more from Maryland

he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"

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(410): he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco" http://tfl.nu/ntm8

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do

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(919): It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do http://tfl.nu/kn63

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