so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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