You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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