normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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