"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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