im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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