Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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