just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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