the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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