in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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