Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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