I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i need some magic done to my vagina
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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