Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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