Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I can't put those talents on a resume
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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