I'm drive I can fine osifer
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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