Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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