Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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