: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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