Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.