I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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