It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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