Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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