i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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