Jerry, you need to find god
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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