i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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