Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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