david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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