Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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