These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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