Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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