nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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