Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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