Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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