She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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