She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Someone signed my nipple.
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