peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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