I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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