Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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